Does anyone remember the episode of 90210 when Brenda tried to dye her hair blonde to fit in with the other girls at West Beverly but wound up hiding the funky mix between Gatorade orange and burnt sienna under a Blossom Russo-inspired floral hat? Well, I do! It scarred and scared me for life. And that's what I think about every time I see Shannen Doherty 2.0 Lindsay Lohan.
Irish girls are not allowed to dye their hair blonde. And don't even GET me started on your orange complexion, girl! I'm glad my mom in all her Cindy Walsh glory never allowed me to dye my hair, especially during my alt-hippie junior high phase when all my friends dyed their hair Manic Panic red and blue.
We may not all be "California beautiful" (read: blonde) by birthright but get Orange Oprah out of your ear and let your natural red hair shine in all its Irish splendor! You're gorgeous (and look like me), so I have a vested interest!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
I Blame Orange Oprah
Posted by Ellen Houlihan at 10:46 AM
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Couldn't agree more. Lindsay's hair color is a problem, but let's not forget that she chose to diet away her... um... well, to borrow a phrase, her HUGE tracts o' land!
Find me a man who prefers a orangey blonde lollipop to a busty redhead and I'll show you Tom Cruise.
reds = hot!
--Springhawk
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