Are you there, God? It’s me, Ellen Margaret. Why are Derek Jeter and now Jim Halpert from The Office both engaged? Who’s next? Colin Farrell? Look, maybe I’m worshipping a trinity of false idols, and I know you’ve taught us you only give us as much as we can handle, but I don’t know how much more heartache I can take. I am certainly used to rejection in all its muddied forms living in hell on earth here in Hell A (No literally. The entire city is engulfed in flames.) but are you going to rescue me anytime soon?
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Why Me? Why???
Posted by Ellen Houlihan at 3:38 AM
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Hey god, it's me, Jen Kucsak. Why can't I ever find a normal guy? Is it me? Yes, I think it is me. Thanks. Glad that's all cleared up now.
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